I Love / Hate the Mac

The first computer I ever got was a Mac, back the the D.A.Y. when all you had were 128K floppy discs and no hard drive to speak of.  The emergency disk eject was a hole you had to insert the end of a paper clip into.  It was a grey scale screen and the mouse looked like a beige plastic brick.

But to me, that computer was the BOMB.  I still have it down in my basement somewhere.

Throughout college I used that mac to write my papers, and it still worked pretty good (back when you could still get printer catridges for pinfeed printers).  When I started my IT career, I moved over to Windows and never really looked back.  I became that PC purist type that thought there was no way anyone could ever top the sweetness of Windows and the versatility of the PC.

So, when my wife suggested we get a Mac, I was skeptical.  I knew that the Apple computers were known for their image and media capabilities (features I was coming to realize my Dell couldn’t do very well… at all).  So I gave in when she insisted, and pretty soon we had a brand new aluminum iMac sitting on the desk right next to my big black Dell.

It didn’t take me long to gravitate back to the computer that started it all for me.  The thing ran like greased poop down a slide, (which means fast), and it did just about anything I asked it to.  My wife started noticing me jumping on it to pull up a web page instead of waiting the requisite four minutes for my PC to come out of hibernate.

The thing I liked about it most was that, when I wanted to pull video off my digital camcorder, all I had to do was plug in the firewire cable and turn the camera on in VCR mode.  The mac would immediately pull up iMovie, rewind the tape in the camera, and start burning.  No drivers to load, no configuration to set up, and no real intervention on my part necessary.

I started envying her screen size when we would play World of Warcraft (so much so that I was compelled to buy a 24″ monitor just to keep up with her).

Eventually I used my Dell less and less, and when I discovered the beauty of PC virtualization on the Mac, I took the plunge and moved all my applications off the old Dell and put everything on the Mac.  I packed up the big box PC and hooked it up to the flatscreen TV (where it is used infrequently when we want to see something on the internet incredibly large).  Now the Mac has two 24″ displays (the monitor I originally bought for the PC hooked up beautifully with a little Mini-DV dongle) and we use it to do our photos, budget, internet, and just about anything else.

It was the perfect computer… key word:  was.

Then we installed Leopard.

Now I can’t get my firewire to work.  It won’t recognize the camera, even though I hooked it up to the old PC and everything worked fine (so I know it’s not the camera or the cable).  I called Apple support and spent over an hour trying to fix it, with no success.  Now I am faced with having to take it into a Mac service place and get it fixed.  This, to IT professionals and computer enthusiasts like myself, is like accepting defeat.  But I don’t know what else to do… I want my stupid camera to work!

So, yes, I love the Mac.  It is very powerful, the applications are easy to use and the whole thing is very quick.  But I was not thrilled at all with the upgrade from Tiger to Leopard.  It didn’t make the computer worse, it just made stuff… stop working.  And for a computer system that preaches how much better it is than a PC… well, that’s a very Windows move.

Standing Back Up…

After 6 months of doing the baby thing, I have decided to start writing jokes again!  This Thursday will mark my not-so-triumphant return to stand-up comedy as I take the stage at Wiseguys Orem here in Utah County at their weekly open mic.

I’ve been writing some new jokes, mainly daddy and Mormon stuff.  Not brilliant, but hey, I wanted to start over with some material that’s at least “fresh”.  Now I’m pretty sure I won’t be able to do an entire set using these jokes, especially since I would consider them very “rough”, so I also have been trying to get some old videos on the mac so I can watch and try and remember some of my old material!

It is true that, like any muscle, comedy must be exercised.  I’m rustier than a nail in a swamp, and feeling like it.  I was never a disciplined joke writer, but it has seemed harder than usual to get stuff on the page… so I have been trying to shake loose the cobwebs and really focus.

Starting all over is an exaggeration, but I feel like I’m coming back to stand-up now with a change in perspective.  As I’ve noted earlier, at one point in time I felt like I wanted to make this a career.  But now, my official job description has been changed to “Daddy”, and that trumps everything.  It’s hard enough to leave my family home while I go to work during the day; I can’t imagine leaving them alone for weeks at a time while I travel here and there to tell jokes.  Maybe someday I can realize those dreams, but for now other things are more important.

So why should I even bother going back to doing stand-up at all?  Denver was much more of a comedy mecca than the modest offerings of Utah, and there aren’t half as many opportunities to shine or really hone the craft here in on the Wasatch front.  But, there are places to do it, and other comics to commune with, and I think that’s good enough for now.  I don’t need the best place to perform:  I just need a place.

We will see where Thursday leads, and take it from there.  That’s really all I can do.

Back in Business

2009, here we come!

Christmas was pretty awesome.  The family all pitched in to get my Mom (commonly known as “Grandma”) a new MacBook Pro Aluminum.  Although she protested that we should not have spent so much money, she is now converting from her brick of a Compaq and loving the new machine.

I got The Dark Knight on DVD and Fallout 3 for the XBox, so I had a very nerdy Christmas.  Hunter got way too many toys from Santa, and Connor got lots of cute clothes (because he’s too young for any good toys, anyway).  Carina got Leopard for her iMac, and some stainless steel pans to replace the old teflon ones she’s been using forever, along with some silver necklaces and other good stuff.

New Year’s Eve was fun, if not a blow-out party thing.  My sister came over and we played some cards, and lit off 3 fireworks from my July 4th stash before all of my BBQ lighters went out on me.  At this rate it will take me 3 years to get rid of all those fireworks!

Now that the holiday season is officially over, it’s time to get back into shape with 2009.  So, we’re still hitting the gym (of course), but we’re back on our nutritious diet, eating lots of veggies and staying away from the unhealthy stuff (basically everything we gorged ourselves on from Thanskgiving to Christmas), and we’re trying to get our stuff organized from our move last May (still).

One of the big things we’re doing is organizing the kids’ toys and decidiing what goes, what stays, and what we’re going to keep until later.  This is a big job, because HP has way too many of them.  Carina wants to find a good charity to give the “donation” pile to, instead of giving them to Deseret Industries… she wants them to be used and enjoyed by children, and not just resold.

I’m hoping at some point in time she and I can get back to playing World of Warcraft – we want to join back up with our friends from Colorado, but she doesn’t have a toon high enough level.  I would like to spend a couple of weeks getting her a character that can get up that high, but there are frankly too many “real-world” things that need to get done before we can justify wasting evenings in front of a monitor.  And, after working on a computer all day long, it’s hard for Carina to want to sit down in front of a monitor again for another 2-3 hours.

But for now, we are just enjoying the fresh calendar.

And so this is Christmas…

Not a lot of time to write lately, we have been immersed in Christmas projects.  Our iMac has been spinning off the desk it is getting so much use!  We did Christmas cards in Photoshop elements (the dummy’s version), and we did the Christmas Slideshow DVD (2nd year running), and a couple of secret projects Carina won’t let me talk about!

The season hums along.  Carina and I are both working, me from Draper here North of the Point of the Mountain, and she from her office at the house, having to contend with two very active, very demanding boys  (I don’t envy her).  Hunter and Connor are both growing up so fast, and HP is learning more words and signs every day.  He loves the Baby Einstein Sign Language DVD Gma Lindsay got him so much!

So, it’s wrapping paper, and eggnog (with some Spiced Rum, of course), and Christmas carols and just overall being freaking jolly.

Merry Christmas Everyone!

No one was more shocked…

… than me.

I gotta talk about the D&D session I had last week with my brother and brother-in-law.  First off, I was really nervous because, as I have posted before, these guys love to make fun and tease and mock.  And here I was, letting them into my inner sanctum of nerdery (a real word?) and exposing them to my newly-made nerd friends.

It all started when we were out a PF Chang’s for dinner, and we ran into one of my gaming buddies.  We talked to Jay and his wife for a bit, and came back to the table.  They all wanted to know who our friend was, and so we told them he plays D&D with us.  “He doesn’t look like a D&D nerd”, my brother-in-law Mark said.  Scott, my brother, said he was offended that we had gone off and made a gaming group without including them, and they both wanted to play.  Mark, legendary for being Scott’s crony and “me-too” guy, said he wanted to play also.

I put them off for months, successfully fending off their (mainly Scott’s) repeated requests at joining in.  Then, when the family met my friends James and Terry at my Halloween party, Scott started talking to them about it and got James to agree to host an introductory session.

I scheduled an evening where everyone was available, sent out an e-vite (always a required part), and actually got everyone to agree.  Well, actually Mark initially said “no”, but Scott blackmailed him into it by making his participation a condition of letting my niece Briaunna (Scott’s daughter) fly out to Boston to watch my other niece Danielle (Mark and my sister Stephanie’s daughter) graduate from pastry chef school.

My worst fears had been realized.  I told myself “we’ll just do the one night, they won’t like it, and then I can go back to business as usual”.

How shocked and surprised I was, then, to find that not only did they enjoy themselves and had fun, but they actually want to play it again!

Mark came into my house and said “I want to play a paladin” (I didn’t know he even knew what a paladin was… come to find out he heard it from one of his fellow nerd friends).  Luckily enough, I had a dwarf paladin all rolled up for him.

When Scott showed up, he brought the quick-play rules I had gottent to him earlier in the week, and wanted to play the Human Wizard, whom he called “Snarfblat” (A little Mermaid reference… don’t ask).  He decided to play a wizard, because apparently they “get all the chicks”.

James played Dungeon Master and prepared an adventure.  We all sat down and played a very basic, straightforward dungeon.  As the story went, we were adventurers sent to the village of Lilcrest to address a recent infestation of a dragon(!) south of the town.  We journeyed a small way outside of the village, and found some stone stairs descending into the darkness…

Since Mark was our default defender, he ended up getting “kicked in the crotch” (as he put it), by being the guy who engaged in melee.  Scott’s wizard Snarfblat stayed behind the lines, throwing spell after spell, really dishing out the damage.  Terry played a really great Leader, as always, with his halfling cleric healing people and making sure we all didn’t die.  I brought my Elven Ranger Swift into the mix with his mad archery skills, and the air sang with arrow after arrow.

We killed goblins and huge rats, battled the black dragon and withstood his acid breath and forced him to flee, and cleared out the small lair where they had been hiding out and planning their next evil attack on the village.  The heroes were successful, and gained the accolades and praise of the entire hamelt of Lilcrest!

So… what I thought was going to be a blow-off night might just now turn into a full-blown campaign!  Scott has already said he’s in for another session, and Mark has also said he is in.  I’m already looking at multi-classing my Ranger with some Rogue skills for detecting traps and unlocking chests.

My wife had Stephanie and my sister-in-law Melyssa over for a girl’s movie night while the boys were downstairs playing.  My sister got a real kick out of the two of them emerging from the downstairs, arguing over who did more damage to the dragon, and which powers were more effective.  Scott’s wife Melyssa even had to lean over to him and ask him to “stop talking like that”.

We have created a couple more D&D nerds – Huzzah!

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